How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
1). Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to argue how their own bulb
gives better colour.
2). None. Astronomers aren't afraid of the dark!.
3). Two: one to change the bulb, the other to complain about the light
pollution.
4). Only one, but you have to go to Hawaii to get the really good
bulbs.
5). Three, plus or minus seventy-five.
6). 10^8, because astronomers love really big numbers !
7). None, they wouldn't change it because it ruins their night vision.
And finally,
8): Eight:
1 observational astronomer to measure luminosity and redshift of bulb
1 theoretical astronomer to calculate spherical co-ordinates of bulb
1 departmental head to write to PPARC, for project funds
1 astronomical engineer to design and build the bulb replacing
satellite
1 starling SIG programmer to write satellite control and data reduction
software
1 NASA mission control expert to arrange satellite launch and say
%26quot;t-2 go for main engine start........%26quot; etc
1 remote observer to manipulate the satellites arm once in elliptical
orbit around light bulb
1 Grad student to act as scapegoat in event of mission failure.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?LoL! Sounds about right to me!
Or how about; None - the weather in the UK is too crap, so they'd just download the light from the NASA site!How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?MehHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?8. Definitely 8.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?WICKED JOKE MY FREND HERS TEN POINTSHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?Just two. A woman to look for a new light bulb. And a man to throw a fit while fiddling with the light bulb fitting.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?Zero. They can not see a burnt out light bulb through their telescopes. They believe the darkness is a black hole.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?very funny, You don't need a hamburger today that was funny! Well done!How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?8 especially the grad student part
you deserve 10 pointsHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?One. Astronomers are very able people.
