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shes so talented like the next katiiiie courallHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I change mine all the time by myself. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None are capable. They left New Orleans in the dark, and your city is next.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?No need to change anything... LOL
I guess nobody from YOUR family died or was crippled in an unjust war for oil.
The forces of darkness you are talking about are actually the Republicans.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?none, they hire an illegal immigrant to do itHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Even when the light bulb is clearly burned out as this one is?How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I'd like to see McCain on a ladder.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFLHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None, they are all too fat to climb that ladder. And too cheep to pay for the bulb... probably get it on credit from China and have an illegal Mexican screw it in.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?republican bulbs do not fuse How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None they hire liberals for the jobHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Well, you gave your answer, so I'll give you mine.
If I had to join a party now, I'd have to join the Republicans---as an Agrarian traditionalist type I don't like some of the elements of opportunistic infiltration I see in the GOP, but the Democratic Party seems to have been %26quot;bought%26quot; far more, and I don't like the enforced hegemony regarding rhetoric and aesthetics.
For someone like me, the light bulb answer is the same as the one that many people affected by Katrina (you know, the ones on the Gulf Coast whose entire environment was not merely flooded, but completely annihilated) would give: one, meaning me.
If the bulb goes out, you just look up, walk to where the box of bulbs are, get one out, climb a ladder, or a stool, or some other sturdy object, and switch them out. No big deal.
If for some reason there's no bulbs, or even candles, etc. no big deal either. Plenty of ways to make do; take your work or your book outside into the daylight, go to sleep when it gets dark, get up when it's light again, and solve what is, in context, just not a big problem.
Humans didn't even have light bulbs until about a hundred years ago anyway, and some people in the world don't have them now. Some people are blind, and wouldn't care whether there was a light bulb or not---its an unnecessary expense.
The problem with Progressives is that they think that if only, if only, they were to allowed to make a light bulb that never needed to be changed, then everything would be OK.
They assume that I should and would change anything about my environment and myself that may impede their quest for this magic light bulb.
And they also assume that if this perfect light bulb dictated itself into the world, then no individual or force of nature would, for some reason or another, break it.
If my old light bulbs are taken away from me, then I not only have no light bulb, but have no succor in the things that would have made my having no light bulb a minor, or even welcome, temporary, distraction.
I suppose, however, if my old light bulbs merely didn't work anymore, but were not taken away, I would become nostalgic and get them out of their dusty box and put them to another use, perhaps fashion some sort of object of self-expression from them.
Or market them as collectibles and sell them to a few nostalgics through the secondary economy.
Perhaps an entrepreneur would buy one, and, thinking that they could profit, would take one of the old light bulbs and have reproductions made of it, and sell them through high-end interior design labels or something similar.
Progressives may pay more money for the object of self- expression, though, because it would be a quaint example of folk or found object art, and provide material evidence of their own sophistication to visitors.
.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?who caes about yanks enyway, there all inbredHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Oprah should be president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?br>
=DHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?1. Yahoo answers has a 'Jokes' section. You are supposed to leave the answer out until people have a chance to reply. Its more fun that way.
2. I am a registered Republican and I change light bulbs regularly.
3. Your joke would be more accurate if you used the word ?Democrats.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?boring questionHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Eh?? Forces of darkness?? There is no such thing.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Too Many!!!How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?One to hold the light bulb, 99 to turn the house.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?it takes 5 of us, 1 to change the bulb, and 4 others to guard the 1 against liberals trying to steel his moneyHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Of course its none. None of them will get off there asses to do it for free. THe forces of darkness? Can i know what your your smoking so i can stay away from it?How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?wow nice joke
hahahaHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?are you stupid
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?MCCAIN IS OLD
MCCAIN IS UGLY
NO GIRL WOULD EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MCCAINHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Republicans are awesome.
Democrats are stupid.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None.
Democrats in Congress outlawed light bulbs, remember?
Phew, for a second there I thought global warming was going to get me.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?If the light went out, Obama would say he is going to change it a million times, but he doesn't have enough experience to change the lightbulb, let alone America.
