Democrats wouldn't actually change the light bulb, but they would show compassion for it by talking a lot about how terrible it is in the dark and more funding is needed to improve dim, 60 watt bulbs up to bright and productive 100 watt bulbs.
Republicans wouldn't actually change the light bulb, but they would tell the light bulb to stop complaining about being burned out and change itself, ignoring scientific facts about no longer being capable of producing light. Meanwhile, at home, the conservatives would have closets full of unused light bulbs.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?neither could change a light bulb...both parties are to busy screwing each otherSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?none - they would both blame each other for the darknessSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?11?Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?The Democrat would promise to change the light bulb but would also tell the bulb that it would take a while, meanwhile the Democrat would explain to the light bulb that it needs to find an alternative source of energy to stay lit.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?lol good analogy but the Republican one is so far off base,We would actually change it ourselves and the Democrats would want someone to change it for them.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?How would you tell the difference between the Dems and Reps? They act the same, so it would be tough sledding.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I give up, how many?Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?less then the amount of liberalsSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?The Republican would have a commitee to research why the lightbulb needed to be changed, the Democrat would have 3 groups bidding to be the ones to change the bulb, the liberals would say let's light candles-,who needs light bulbs!Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?All up 100 and when they finally decided who would hold the light bulb the other 99 would turn the house around
