How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so Fundies won檛 claim that god did it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?lol I was going to say Zero!
They are so smart they get the fundies to do it for them!
(i'll believe in Jesus if you change that lightbulb for me).
EDIT: Have to say I'm loving these answers (from both atheists and theists) - very funny!How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Eh.. I've heard better.
5/10How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?just 1...How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None
They like being in the darkHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?... or you could use a tripod....How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I was gonna say: 2. One to gather enough evidence to prove the lightbulb exists, and one to change it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None, they'd rather stay in the dark.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?That...was so lame.
It has nothing to do with anything. Of course a person can change a light bulb without..ooh so lame.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, if the evidence suggests that the light bulb needs to be changed.
Or
None, the light bulb needs to reach the objective conclusion that it needs to change on its own.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None, they can't see the light.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to actually change the bulb and another to keep the Mormons from coming in and doing it for you.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?This would have been so much more interesting if you hadn't answered your own question...How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Given enough time the bulb will just change it self.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?How many people believe there is a God or god?
Too many. Which means too many people believe in magical fairy tales.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?It depends on how big the bulb is....doesn't it?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Time for some self-parody.
None. After the light goes out, we can no longer see it and no longer have evidence that it exists. We change our theory that light doesn't actually exist, and sit in the dark instead.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Other possible answers:
None. They don't believe in light bulbs. They've never seen electricity.
None. The blown bulb will eventually evolve into a working one if given enough time. It may take millions of years...
Just one. They hold up the bulb and the entire world revolves around them.
Millions. One changes the bulb and the rest pat them on the back or say %26quot;Me too.%26quot;How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The lightbulb does not need changing. In millions of years the humans who sat in the dark room will evolve to produce their own light, thus eliminating the need for a lightbulb.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?two one to change it, and one to prove to the catholic chrch that the bulb does not revolve around the earthHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Wow starlight don't be too understanding of other peoples' choices...
This was a joke, people added on and you were judging peoples' way of life.
sheesh
and it wasn't that bad a joke :PHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Well if you like, I can go to the lab and make you a organic LED, encase it in resin while in a Helium atmosphere, and it won't go out for at least 10 years... I'm sure I've got some PFO and chloroform laying around somewhere.
Then you won't have to hurt yourself coming up with attempts to insult people whom you're making gross generalizations about, and have no respect for you. You could go twiddle your thumbs, or do something else equally productive.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?An atheist does not know what %26quot;light%26quot; even is. Their light has gone out. They are dead and have no light within them. Jesus is the light of the world and until they change their dark world and enter the Light of Jesus they will never see light again.
