Thursday, November 25, 2010

How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I was gonna guess %26quot;None, they don't live in the dark%26quot;How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?hahahahaha?How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Actually, that wasn't bad.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?sorry - was that supposeed to be funny ????How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?LOL!How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Witty and sardonic, but hardly funny.



All in all 7/10 :)How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Atheists don't change light bulbs, we have much more important things to do.



Like partying.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?The videotape won't always help - some fundies will stay say %26quot;God did it%26quot;. If you really want to mess with their heads put on a long haired wig and a robe and backlight it - that would be fun, wouldn't it?How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?oh no you DIDN'T!How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?lol. good one.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?One! Because when a light goes out we don't assume God's angry at us, we just change the damn bulb and go on with our lives.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Not bad...however, I'll hold my tongue as to avoid a report at this point.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?it's used for scientific research.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I'm going to do the same thing if I get advance knowledge of my demise. Tape it, so the fundamentalists won't claim I was a deathbed conversion.



By the way, if you stare at a light bulb long enough, it'll turn into an angel.



And cause retinal damage.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Well done.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Light bulbs are just a theory anyway.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but we probably won't because we're not afraid of the dark.