Best answer gets 10 points. My answer:
5 -- 1 to change the bulb, 1 to blame liberals for plunging us into darkness, 1 to say that the bulb outage was media spin, 1 to make the case that Iraq was behind the bulb going out, and 1 to send us to war.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Here's another Republican light bulb question...
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer......Four hundred and seventy one
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;
23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D;
34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;
9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;
And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?... one... in a sense...
that one just gives a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburtion... and it takes 6 months for the bulb to be changed and it will probably go out again in 2 months...How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Which is exactly 20 less than the Clinton White House
That had 5 to cover up his affairs
and 5 to tell the media is's lies for the day
and 10 affirmative actoin standaboutsHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?DumbHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Ha Ha Ha. I love it how many could screw in itHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?You forgot Rush Limbaugh to swear to it. and Bill O'reily and fox news to report it, fair and balanced of course. Man and you got the 29% that still support this criminal administration. That's a lot of people to change a light bulb. Maybe we should just cut some more education funds and hire it done by a liberal, they are the real workers anyway.
