Tuesday, October 25, 2011

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

None! Conservatives are afraid of change and prefer to live in the dark.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Well done, Sid, that was funny.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Gee that wouldn't have been my answer.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?And libs will yell and complain when the government won't change it for them........:DHow many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?.....was that a joke? I guess I forgot to laugh.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?LOL! That's a good one!How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?They are all walking lightbulbs waiting to be screwed!!!How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Your joke was idiotic, as is your photo.



I don't think anyone's afraid of change, if it's for the better. It's change for the worst (the type that liberal Democrats embrace) that scares people, and not just conservatives.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?At least a conservative won't ask the government to come change the lightbulb for him.....How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?



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One but the light bulb must be purchased from a special government program, and the liberal must have a sense of entitlement to change the lightbulb anytime he wants to change it whether it is burned out or not! He can change it just because he can get it from the government free lightbulb program. Is it any wonder Medicaid and Social Security are such a mess.

__________________How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?That's funny...



Actually its-- 3 conservatives + 4 liberals

- One to get a pork-barrel project for his district

- One from big business to create a light bulb and charge the gov $1000 for it

- One to blame liberals for the policy that led to the failed light bulb



- One liberal to complain that the big business is wrong for creating a light bulb then put regulation in place to govern light bulb standards (hey, the last part may actualy exist)

- Another to require an environmental impact statement

- Another to determine if the light bulb puts out a %26quot;fair%26quot; amount of light.

- Another one to blame conservatives for the failed policy which led to the failed light bulb



8-)How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?I'll put my arsenal up against yours any day of the week, punk.



Of course, the real answer is that we have Weak Sisters like yourself do it for us while we're enjoying sunset cocktails out by the pool.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?How many libs does it take?



Two.



One to screw it in, and one to screw it up.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Funny.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Nah, they don't change lightbulbs - they get their illegal alien housemaid to change it for them.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?None! A conservative makes sure the light bulb never goes out.



Liberals just stare at it while wringing their hands. %26quot;OH how I hate that light bulb. It's all Bushes fault!%26quot;How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?lol! that's funny.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?LOL I'm going to email it to a few friends right now! Thanks much.How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?a better question is HOW LONG does it take for either conservatives or liberals to change a light bulb?



thanks for the humor, though ;)How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?So funny. How many liberals does it take to tell a funny joke.



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We don't know. It hasn't happened yet.