Tuesday, October 25, 2011

How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten - eight to deny that darkness exists, one to call Al Sharpton to incite a race riot, and one to hire a republic to finally change it.How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?heres one for you republicans



This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, %26quot;Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself.%26quot;



%26quot;What?%26quot; the operator exclaimed. %26quot;I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!%26quot; the little old lady repeated.



%26quot;Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?%26quot;



%26quot;Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!%26quot;How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?I am a liberal . . . and I change my light bulbs all by myself. But if you want to speak of racists, look no further than Congressman Joe Wilson, who had the bad manners to be the first to heckle a President during a speech to a Joint Session of Congress. Strange how it is a South Carolina Congressman heckling the first Black President. No, probably not strange . . . but at least we know EXACTLY who he is: a small-minded man with no manners, and likely a closet racist.How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?Are you sure only 1 would call Sharpton? Now adays just about all of them cry racism.How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?Joe is a RACIST...



And OBAMA is NOT a LIAR.



Yeah... that's the ticket!How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?how many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?



Zero - God will do it.





.... it sure is dark in here.How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?Conservatives don't change light bulbs. The live in the dark.How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?Liberals don't change light bulbs. That's why they're not very bright.



Ugh!How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?At least they won't pay 100 Halliburton contractors to do it for $100,000.