A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it
care to answer this one?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Form is emptiness and emptiness is form and form is form and emptiness is emptiness.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Good one
-CondiQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?why am i having to answer a question you have answered all ready?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?And a fourth to contemplate it!!!!Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Why apologize? This is your site, too. Do not curse the spoon because it does not taste the soup.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm, I agree with four.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Specifically to answer your question, the answer is not too many as they use candles in the temple. And when they do not have them lighted, your question goes up in smoke...Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?What's a light bulb??? please can I have my flip flop back.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?one electrician i guessQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?haha.. another one by yourself.. consider this.. you are getting a lot of responses..
another well done?
Would Zen want this.. ask yourself this.. electricity or candles.. snigger...... i think 4.. cos one would have to think and give instructionQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?it takes 1 to change it, 1 to contimplate it, and 1 to relax and mediateQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?None. You can change it yourself. Why complicate life so much?
Now I am annoyed because You are confusing me.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Depends on how many bananas it takes to walk on water.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?But why change the bulb at all?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Does the light bulb really want to change?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?I'll give you a one handed clap for that !Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Who am I to answer this question? There is no light bulb, or zen buddhists.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Ah, but the real question is does the light bulb want to change?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Yeah, you are right, 3 people: one to hold the light bulb, one to turn round the chair and one to turn on the light..But are they allowed to use electricity , or light bulbs?Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Zen Buddhist can change light bulb without touching it.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?It's Ok to ask a question again,but a man can never dip his toe in the same river twice...........
hmmmmm.....Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?none
it is your mind that determines. Since everything is empty, why is there a quantity? :)Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?heheheheheheeheQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?they don't have light bulbsQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?None, the light bulb does not want or need changing. To concern yourself over the matter is to show too much interest in the material world. It is either a time of light or a time of darkness - it is not zen to interfere with the natural order.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?There is no spoon.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?2 points thanksQ: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?The answer is none. In the first place there is only light and the light is found within you so there is no light bulb.Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?I must meditate on this, unfortunately I have no bulb, there is a bulb and a candle...
The candle chooses to meditate, therefore I am the candle...
