Monday, September 19, 2011

How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?

My thought is that he first has to wait for the little hunk of flesh on the beach to turn into a man. Once that happens, he has to wait until the man developes enough intelligence to discover he is in the dark and needs light. Then the man has to learn enough to discover electricity, then he can start developing things to work off the electric, after he monoplizes the electric source. Finally he will be able to reach up and change that bulb that burned out in about 6 months.



Given all the above, I am estimating about 229.465 million years. What did you come up with?How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?:-)How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?A matter of seconds. The light bulb is a product of evolution commonly available in grocery stores. Since you seem to not know this, I question your evolutionary level.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?your lack of education is stunningHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I like the %26quot;Let there be light...%26quot; story more.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Surely the light bulb will evolve by itself in time, say a couple of millenia.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?As Stephen Jay Gould explained that %26quot;evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts do not go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's, but apples did not suspend themselves in mid-air, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape-like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered.%26quot;How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?LOLZHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Are you really that dumb? Do you really believe that? Do you not know that he can just go get one from the store? What era do you live in?How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?about as long as it takes a creationist to take an tired old joke and use it to insult his opponent instead of using a rational argument for creation.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I do believe that was the worst joke I've ever heard.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?niceHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I was going to say wait until the bulb evolves enough to fix itself. But that works too.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?It takes several million years for the lightbulb to evolve into a flourescent light...



Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Millions of yearsHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?SHUT THE **** UP YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It actually takes shorter than it takes a stupid evangelical like yourself

just buy one, unless youre living in the stone ageHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?By mentioning that span of time we can at least assume you're not advocating a young earth - I'm glad that you believe the 7 days mentioned Genesis are allegorical. Is it so much more of a stretch to believe the entire creation story is also allegorical?



%26quot;I do not believe that any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States.%26quot;

- Thomas EdisonHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?How long does it take God to change a lightbulb? Or to answer a prayer? Or to do anything? Or to get his fruity cereal? Oh, no, wait, that's the Trix Rabbit. I get them confused because they're both MADE UP