Friday, September 23, 2011

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



Rottweiler: Make me.



Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.





Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!





German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation





Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.





Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!





Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?I Love It!! And my little Jack Russell agrees 100%!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?I think you're %26quot;barking%26quot; up the wrong tree with this one.

Get a dalmation to change the lightbulb as they can always %26quot;spot%26quot; the problem.

Most dogs can't do this sort of work as they handle lightbulbs too %26quot;RUFF!! RUFF!%26quot;.How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?It took three to change my lightbulb, and it still broke in 2 days.How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?It takes four to change a light bulb.

One to change it and three to deny it or was it two, one to change it and the other to change it back again. lolHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?LOL The cat answer would be %26quot;Get the dog to do it if you need light, I can see perfectly well in the dark,%26quot;How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Hey! i posted this joke on here yesterday, you just changed the words around!! THEIF!!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?dont get it......................How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Good ones.!!!

I Liked them Princess.!!!