Friday, September 23, 2011

How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?

All of them and one atheist friend.



The Creationists stand around waiting for a light bulb to magically appear, and the Atheist friend has to show up with a new bulb to replace it.



Any better answers?How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?They all stand around praying for light until an electrician shows up and they call him Jebus .How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?One



they put it in the socket and God spins the house around themHow many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?what's a light bulb.How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?HAHAHA!!! thats funny.



or maybe that would insult people, because it seems the atheist is god- whoops! secret identity slip!!!How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?Oh my you come here too... lol.



I do but this is the only section I don't joke in...





:)How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?None that is why we have a sunHow many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?Zero.

Creationists don't need the light bulb because they are standing on the Word of God which says %26quot;Thy Word is Lamp unto my feet and light unto my path%26quot;. How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?But Atheists don't screw in the light bulb. They prefer to screw in the Hot Tub!!How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?None. They hold it there and wait for %26quot;Intelligent screwing%26quot; How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?1.How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?none-god said 'let there be light' so there was no need for a light bulb.How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?None.

They wait in the dark for God to do it.How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;



for your reading pleasure, lolHow many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?Frankly i think both the atheists and the creationists are in the dark. I dont think that any of them can firgure out how to change the light bulb. One believes in a fantastic story that has been misinterpreted from the bible and the other believes in nothing at all. How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?I think they would wait for God - or Godot. So the atheist would just step in and do it anyway.How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?just 1 How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?The Creationist changes the bulb, because God has placed us on the Earth to have dominion over it (meaning, %26quot;do things yourself--stupid!%26quot;) and the Atheist waits for the light bulb to evolve from the light itself. I mean, why wouldn't the light want to take place during the day? Those ocean animals wanted their gills to breathe air that they didn't know existed!How many Creationists does it take to change a Light Bulb?One.. and god smites all the little atheists for spreading blasphemous jokes.