How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? none. They'll pass a law forcing school children to pray to god to take the dark away.
Whats the difference between a conservative and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
Why are conservatives hearts so wanted for transplants? Because the've had so little use.
What's the difference between a puppy %26amp; conservative who lobbyist didn't pay enough? Eventually the puppy stops whiningHow many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?The breakfast of a neocon, Peanut Butter %26amp; a door Jam. I have a dog that barks, a bird that cusses , a chimney that smokes %26amp; a cat that strays. I don't need a conservative ! (City conservative , %26quot;Why does the cream rise to the top of the milk%26quot; , Country conservative, %26quot;So the people can get it%26quot;.) ( A country conservative was on a trip to the big city. He went into a drug store to telephone a friend. There he saw a dial phone for the first time. He looked at it , studied it, looked at it again, then came out.%26quot; I've got to get another telephone,%26quot; he said to his brother. %26quot; Why, what's the matter with the telephone in there?%26quot; %26quot;It's got holes in it.%26quot;( 1 more= 2 conservatives were walking down the street %26amp; came across a pile of dog poo. The 1 said to the other whats that? and the other said I don't know , looks like dog poo. The other said smell it. So the other conservative did and said yep, smells like dog poo. The other said ya sure , taste it. So he did and said yep, tastes like dog poo.The other conservative said wow! good thing we didn't step in it eh !How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Well, I try
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How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Ha ha ha ha! I feel bad laughing since I know we are supposed to be a united nation but seriously! The puppy stops whining, that's hilarious....How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?hahahahaha...niceHow many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?as opposed to democrats, who will tell everyone to replace it with a flourescent bulb, to help save the planet, then turn around and use an incandescent light themselves.or, alternatively, as opposed to those democrats who will sit around and criticize the republican way of changing the lightbulb, while offering no better solution on how to do it themselves.How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Conservatives can't change light bulbs until they get off work.
Liberals can change the bulbs anytime because they don't work.How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?How many stupid people post %26quot;questions%26quot; that aren't really questions, but are actually childish political diatribes that don't belong in Yahoo! Answers?How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?It takes 100 conservatives to change a light bulb - 1 to replace the bulb and 99 to blame the liberals for the bulb burning out in the first place.How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter anyway. They're never going to see the light. Why are liberals brains needed for transplants? Never used.How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?You are propagating the %26quot;party%26quot; concept of politics, as if there was a difference in the way dems and repubs have been voting.
Are you doing it to weaken people's rights by mis-information?How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?that says it about democrats and liberals as well.....but they do it to fill there own pocket, show me any politician who is not in it for filling there own pocketsHow many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?how many libs does it take to come up with jokes published in the 1800's?
(and maybe we should pass a resolution asking God to take you, sorry, I mean the dark, away....it couldn't hurt)How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?None. Conservatives don't like change.How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Your jokes aren't funny, you ask no real question, and you say nothing meaningful. Kinda like your life in general, huh?How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?Time to change Remy's di-di again! You know how difficult he gets when he's got a pantload of poopy! He blames the GOP for a BOP!
