Thursday, September 15, 2011

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.



Any other guesses?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None. Lightbulbs don't exist.



None. Atheists are already 'bright' enough on their own.



Two. One to screw it in and one to try to convince the theist that, despite what it says in a 2000-year-old storybook, in the real world you actually have to turn the bulb clockwise.



One, but he'll never be able to fill the dark, gaping hole left in the ceiling until he converts.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?why does everyone have to get all mad when religion is involved, I make all A's and I'm a Christian. you don't have to judge people because of there beliefs. But i do dislike people like it when people like Tim act say they're Christians when they don't even act Christ-like

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I guess a Fundamentalist would say



%26quot;None! For they live in eternal darkness!%26quot;How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?haha, funny!How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?We don't change light bulbs, we hired unskilled Christian workers to do it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?One. I can do it by myself and i don't care what fundamentalists believe. :DHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None: While they're researching evolutionary biology, they ask the Christian custodian to come in and do it for them.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Don't think it's good or nice or slam anyone here. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?



None,... they like to stay in the dark.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?The bible is fake and you beleive in a child's story used to keep people in line when there was no authority....



There, does'nt that make you feel more idiotic?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?We hire your C+ Average children to do it for us %26quot;In the Name of God%26quot;.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I just hold the bulb since the world revolves around me.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Heh



We invent new technology to replace it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?You believe in a fairytale god, isn't that funnier?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I was going to say just one, because my brother has changed light bulbs before. But... yours is more clever.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?As a Christian I hate when retarded atheists like you pretend to be a Christian to make us look real stupid, you are really mental.



I will pray for you because you have an illness

Only God can cure you now, please put your trust in the LordHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None.

Christians control all the light bulbs, atheists are not allowed to have light bulbs. We decide who can be enlightened and who can't.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?In keeping with your question;



quite a few since they don't believe it exists....They can't see it because of the light, being too bright.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?LOL, I love it, look at the christians fighting each other! Wow, you people cannot even get along with each other, how funny!

godsgirl, your own kind even hate you. lolHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None. They already see the light. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?They don't. They sit back and wait for it to evolve.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I thought it took at least 4.

1 to do it,

1 to observe,

1 to repeat, to make sure it works every time,

1 to observe the second try.



They asked the same thing about creationist a days ago...

good to see its turned on them.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?noneHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?aaaahh ickle chwistians talkin bout fairy tails as usual...for shame..



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