How many Shakespearian scholars does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Shakespearian scholars does it take to change a light bulb?How many Shakespearian scholars does it take to change a light bulb?Three:



One to declaim, %26quot;Wherefore art thou lightbulb?%26quot;



One to fetch a ladder.



The third to be covered by the Press, explaining the significance of Romeo and Juliet being performed in total darkness.How many Shakespearian scholars does it take to change a light bulb?so, obviously this is a trick question! because Shakespeare lived before Edison.

Edison invented the light bulb. So the easy answer is: impossible.



And yet in today's world enlightened bulbs have been trained since

childhood in how to screw in bulbs. But first we must know if the

bulbs are incandescent or fluorescent or yellow bug lights.



If the bulbs have a bayonet base they won't screw worth a darn.

We may have to go back to school for more up to date training.



The manual says that we need someone strong to hold the ladder

to prevent injuries. Why do you need a ladder to change foot lights?



I'll let you know for sure after we discuss it at the morning briefing.How many Shakespearian scholars does it take to change a light bulb?minus 5