At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can
agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use
other forms of light.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?They will wait until the government sends someone over to do it and supplies the bulb for them. They are entitled to it.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?Libs don't change lightbulbs. They prefer to remain in the darkness.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?None. Liberals aren't afraid of the dark. And we're not afraid right-wingers like you anymore, either.
How many right-wingers does it take to change a light bulb? Pick your own punchline:
A. Depends. Is it a rich person's bulb? Then, all of them will volunteer. Is it a poor person's bulb? Then the bulb will remain unchanged.
B. 200. 1 to smash the bulb, and the other 199 to say poor people don't deserve electricity.
C. Only 1, but it'll be a very dim bulb.
D. Why are you powering your house with light bulbs? Oil lamps, dammit! Support the oil industry!How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?Not bad... :)How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?Quit copying from the %26quot;Your first grader's first joke book%26quot; and come up with some fresh materialHow many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?another brilliant question from a first-grade intellect.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?Hey, Dennis Miller! You still don't got it!How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?HAHAHA
So how many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb???
None. They would rather outsource the task and pay a 7 year old Honduran kid $0.02 to do it for them.
You know, this would be better suited for the %26quot;jokes and riddles%26quot; section. Your question, I mean joke, had absolutely nothing to do with actual politics.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?Funniest thing I've heard since GONZALES CLAIMED HE WASN'T LYING to Congress.How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?None , They file a law suite saying the area previously lit by the light has now become dark and the people who travel in that area are at risk of future injury and if it is not replaced the lawsuits will only continue .
A government panel is created to study the problem and decides that a light is indeed needed because the fences , barriers , and walls to prevent people from walking in the dark have done no good .
So after great expense and some litigation the light is finally replaced at a cost of $11,348 ,486. This is 800 million cheaper then what it would of cost republicans to do the same thing .
After jailing thousands of people at a cost of $35,000 a year for jumping the fences vandalizing the walls and going into the dark to smoke crack after they broke the light in the first place Republicans give up tear down the fences walls and signs about the dark and build a shopping mall that has a huge parking lot and the run off from the parking lot contaminates the drinking water for 25 ,000 residents and costs 780 million to clean up .
SO what ever happens do not stop at home depot and buy a 25 dollar long life environmentally friendly bulb and put it in yourself just complain about it and let liberals and republicans decide how best to spend your money .How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?One.
He holds the bulb in place, and waits for the world to revolve around him.
